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 Sheen stared evenly at the receptionist. "Sheen Patell," she acknowledged herself bluntly, a clever cover of boredom hiding her anticipation. She was supposed to come in for this examination months ago. She had put it off for so long...it had slipped her mind.
No. Letting things slip your mind was human error. Sheen was much above human error; she was much above the human race! She simply... wiped it from her artificial memory when running a system restore. Yeah... that's it. The receptionist smiled at her uneasily, asking for identification. She blandly offered him her driver's license. He took it lightly between two fingers, glancing over it, until--
"Miss Patell," he said with an almost sickly sweet smile, "It says here that you're only six years old." He was obviously expecting this to be a misprint or something, something that she would fix.
"Yes," Sheen confirmed, obvious rage building behind her carefully constructed mask of indifference. "And?"
Sheen must've looked really scary, for the receptionist physically drew back. "All right, all right! J-just making sure, Miss Patell!" he explained, handing back her license quickly. "Somebody'll see you shortly." And with a quick hand motion he gestured for her to have a seat.
She turned briskly, walked steadily across the almost empty waiting room, and sat delicately in the chair. Her vivid yellow gaze stared directly at the nervous receptionist, unblinking and unwavering. Only when he cleared his throat uneasily and looked away did she move her gaze, slowly, to look at the computer. Suddenly she slumped in her chair, her bright yellow eyes plummeting to a dead shade of gray, almost white. Every muscle in her body seemed to relax.
Or... that's what the human eye could see.
The microscopic, encoded version of Sheen took a deep breath and allowed the mainstream to whisk around her, trying to get the feeling down, the rhythm. She didn't move; in fact, the data seemed to move around her. Then entire time she sat with her eyes closed, relying on a little clicking noise made with her tongue where stuff was.
Without warning, the motion stopped and Sheen jerked forward. She had yet to master landing. Reaching out one expert hand quickly, she got within centimeters of touching the data, before a glass screen blocked her. At an inhuman speed her fingers tapped a rhythmic pattern, and when she drew her hand away, only a few characters changed. To the average eye, it was still a jumble of random characters.
But Sheen opened her eyes, and she rushed backwards. The coding didn't move around her; no, she was yanked from it, as if being pulled by an invisible string. She made as gentle of a landing as possible, but she still managed to clunk back into her body.
Although Sheen had no sense of time, it in reality only took about four seconds. It was simple, really. And now, all there was to do was wait. Not for long, th--
"Sheen?" the receptionist called, obviously a bit confused, but not protesting getting the creepy child out of his office this quickly, "The doctor will see you now."
With a fake smile that she'd practiced so much that it almost looked genuine, she followed where the receptionist had gestured yet again, not knowing if she had simply cut the line... or brought inevitable pain just that much closer.
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 Sheen's mind was not on walking. No. In fact, she was mostly occupied by what she held in her hands. A bowl of mints, individually wrapped like you would see in a restaurant. Because, in fact, that's where she found them. Sitting by the front door, almost begging somebody to come and steal them. And... well... they smelled pretty.
Her eye twitched and she shook the thought from her head. Stupid! Why was she suddenly so easily swayed by silly things such as smell? Sure, she didn't even have a sense of smell until about two years ago... and she was still learning new scents every day. But she was, for some reason, becoming incredibly ADHD if she wasn't focusing on... well, focusing.
She wanted to get home quickly, but still walked at a steady pace of two steps per second. She didn't want to draw too much attention to herself by sprinting through town. She just had to make it seven minutes, forty two seconds longer. She knew this, of course, by taking her rate of yards per second, and then...
She glanced up from the bowl just in time to stop before she missed her turn. "Stupid!" she accused herself, aloud this time. She took a breath, and turned left.
Something was up with her. She didn't even have to think about how to get home... and here she was, almost missing the obvious turn. She had to get back in focus. Scanning the sidewalk ahead, she saw that about a hundred yards in front of her was a crosswalk. On the other side, the 'stop' signal was blinking... about four seconds from turning to 'walk'. Using simple math without missing a step, Sheen calculated-- if she kept her current pace, she'd just barely miss the second walk signal from now. And she didn't want to wait.
But she wasn't going to change her pace. She walked steadily until she was about ten yards from the crosswalk, as the 'walk' signal began flickering, five seconds. She'd barely miss it. Unless...
She held the bowl of mints loosely in one hand. The bowl was plastic, so... meh, if it dropped, it dropped. Stopping short, her usually bright yellow eyes faded to a shade of eerie gray, almost white. Though she remained standing, her limbs went limp and the bowl of peppermints fell the very short two and a half foot drop to the ground.
Sheen's soul, however, had been encoded in billions of characters and was now flying through cyberspace, preparing to hack the coding of that walk and stop sign. It would be easy... twenty second job, at most. And Sheen needed this little bit of time to compose herself.
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Name: Sheen. Although she was created without a surname, she adopted the surname of her late creator, Lawrence Patell. Gender: Female. Birthday and Age: If by birthday, you mean Date of Activation, it would be July 12th. While in human years she's only six or so, she was created as eternally nineteen. Occupation: Runs her own tech support business. 'Sheen's Machine Support'. Personality: STRENGTHS;; Stubborn, Intelligent, Intimidating, Shameless, Sharp-Tongued FLAWS;; Stubborn, Pompous, Cynical, Naive, Disobedient, Defiant, Childish, Hydrophobic QUIRKS;; Sheen is blunt. Painfully blunt. And with the lacking of a morality gauge, she'll often say or do the worst thing at the worst time. She also sees nothing wrong with physically harming someone, or just taking something she wants. She has a painfully dry sense of humor, and usually doesn't get much of anybody else's sarcasm or the like. While she will almost always help people, she enjoys making them work for it. What fun would it be if she just gave it to them? She isn't shy in the slightest. She'll often talk to strangers as if they were old friends. As if she had any, though. Even in the rare case that people try to get close to her, she keeps them distant. And more than likely, everything she tells you is a lie. If you get her name, you'll be lucky. But then again, she does have those moodswings. It really is a grab bag with her. Appearance: Nothing about Sheen would give off the fact that she's not human. She looks just like an average girl... well, save for the hair. And they eyes. But that could be chalked up to dye and contacts. Standing at a *very* threatening 4'11, Sheen obviously makes everybody she passes quiver in their boots. Alright, so not really. She carries a taser in case somebody does threaten her, though. You'd never know. Her hair began a shade of platinum blond, with a tinge of red in it. Quickly, it began turning green. That would be due to the copper base of her artificial hair-- which is also why it doesn't grow. And why it's nearly impossible to brush. Her eyes are bright yellow. That was error or Lawrence's part-- a typo in the hexidecimal. Sheen walks lightly on her toes. Most people think it's to make her seem taller, but actually... well, they're right. She has slightly higher-than-average endurance, speed, strength... nothing too unusual, and nothing too unbelievable. Story: Lasheena Patell managed to kill herself with her power. She was young, though... only about ten or eleven. She was trying to fiddle with a security system, disable the, as she called it, 'shocky fence'. She didn't know how, but she thought she'd be able to figure it out. She couldn't, and instead activated it on herself, which mixed with her power, killed her. Her grandfather (who had always been like a father to her) was struck with grief. An inventor, he set to work. The next four years of his life were dedicated to trying to revive her. Unfortunately, he couldn't. He did find a way to build a robot replica, though, with a mix of DNA and mechanics, four years later, Lasheena 2.0 was activated. He called her Sheen, short for Machine. While the looks were there, the personality was not. Instead of the sweet and bubbly girl, Sheen was seemingly emotionless. Sure, he made her nineteen so she wouldn't make such foolish mistakes-- but he still missed his little girl. This made him bed-ridden with illness, and he eventually passed just three years after activating Sheen. Sheen, now, was left without anyone to turn to, with no personality, and no clue why she couldn't remember the first nineteen years of her life, or why she wasn't aging. Nor did she know that talking to computers wasn't normal. It's that which led her to curiously digging around in Lawrence's old files and finding her own coding. Curious, she fiddled with it... 'what's the worst that can happen?' She broke. Or rather, she fixed herself. Every emotion, came rushing in at once. Memories and future, voices and thoughts, grief and happiness. It kind of drove her mad. This is the reason for her swift and extreme mood changes-- faulty coding. A morality gauge was one of the key things missing. Lawrence remembered to put it in, of course... but upon seeing it in the coding, Sheen wondered why she'd need it, and simply removed it. She still lives in the dingy two-room apartment that her grandfather lived and died in, although it's gone over quite a change. With kleptomaniac hands like hers, you're bound to get a revamp. Ability: Technopathy: Sheen has amazing control over technology. However, something even she doesn't know. Every time she infiltrates the coding of another piece of technology, her coding grows more and more faulty. It'll be years before anything drastic happens... but something small could change at any given moment. When she began her training, she had to physically by touching the piece of technology. However, after six years of training, she can now be at a proximity of about ten yards. When she's infiltrating the code, her body is in a trance, and is completely vulnerable. She can see, hear, feel, nothing. Although if she is jerked, then she's pulled from the code and back into reality, which leaves her disoriented for quite a while. She can stay in the code for almost two days, as long as nobody disturbs her physical form. She has no sense of time when she's in the code.
Six thirteen in the morning and I should not be writing an introductory post. I'm an American teenager, gosh darn it!! I'm supposed to be allowed to sleep until noon! But do I get to? No. Stupid! Swim practice! At six in the morning!
...Of course, it starts half an hour later today, and I wasn't aware of this fact until I woke up... at five-forty-five...
Moving on.
How do I begin this intro? Do I go with the 'long time ago, in a land far, far away' approach? Or insert a bit of dramatic battle music here before proudly announcing 'A wild SPAZZCAKES appeared!' I'm not feeling particularly creative at the moment-- early mornings'll do that to you. So... I'll just go with a simply 'ohayo gozaimasu!'
My name's Lynn, but whether you call me Lynn or Spazzy or something else entirely is to you. Heck, make up some weird variation if you so desire. (Some of the ones that seem to have stuck include 'Pastryface', 'Short Stack', 'Shortcake', and 'Blubbery Moofin'. Don't ask.)
I just turned sixteen a couple of weeks ago, although I apparently look and act like I'm twelve. But above all else-- I am completely 100% pure and innocent! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!!!
In terms of why I'm here on this site-- a certain Gavaroc Fevinor dragged me here against my will. I'm mostly an audio editor... Mixers, I think we're called? I had a bit or sporadic work with audio editing in my early years of the interwebnetz, but I really got going when I became the audio editor for a now-dead podcast, Aqua Road Radio. I was their audio editor for... what... two years, a year and a half, something like that?
Since it died, I've been out of work (up until recently, that is) and have been itching to get back into action.
Lately, the aforementioned user has made me his personal audio slave. But I'm still eager to take on more jobs. >w>;
Aside from mixing, I can do a bit of audio editing, and I am in theatre, while I'm not very good. I do plan on singing at some point, though! Not as much my choice as it was me losing a bet... but meh.
...Holy frick this thing is long.
That's really all I have to say. I guess all that's left to do is say fare thee well... and please, stay classy.
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